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Scarlett Johansson Isn’t Pregnant

When pictures popped up of Scarlett Johansson jogging with Sean Penn, people started asking “is she pregnant?” Which, let’s face it, is just a nice way of saying, “Aw, man. Scarlett Johansson got fat.”

Well, her publicist took that pregnancy comment to heart and thought that’s what they meant so they issued a denial saying, “Scarlett is not pregnant.”

Um, so what about that belly? “She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading,” the rep explains. “She’s been training for The Avengers for over four months and is in the best shape of her life.”

Wow. I didn’t know the best shape of someone’s life included their belly flopping everywhere. That must make me f**king Superman then.

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gitmo'
gitmo'
12 years ago

That cannot be her…that person is repugnant.

The Blemish
12 years ago
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She’s preparing for her role as santa claus

Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago

Did the placement of her shirt also create those thunder thighs of hers?

Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

ok! if she’s not pregnant then what the hell didn’t she eat. seriously!

emmmm
emmmm
12 years ago

It’s just a bad photo all around. It doesn’t look like she has any boobs either.

Alliexdork
Alliexdork
12 years ago

for hollywood she’s fat.. but if she was just a normal person no one would even look twice

Guest
Guest
12 years ago

What a tubby