Take note, Jessica Simpson. This is Sofia Vergara actually getting out of a ticket by using her breasts. I hear her left one distracted the cop while the right one punched him in the face. It was pretty much like getting hit by Cupid’s arrow. Suffice to say, she was let off with a warning.
What city is this in? The police officers should get uniforms that fit over there. This guy’s pants are bunched up at the boots and he looks schlumpy. Must be the budget cuts.
This news is obviously some silly BS…very typical