Taylor Swift Bought a House

When you buy a house for between $3 million to $4 million, you lose all rights to describe it as “cozy, small and charming” even if the house is the size of a shack. But that’s how Page Six described Taylor Swift’s new, very secluded house in Beverly Hills. A source said she bought it so she won’t have to stay in hotels when she’s in LA. Her main home will still be in Nashville.

Meanwhile, the cardboard box I live in is holding up quite nicely. I’m adding another story to it later this week if I can break into Target’s dumpster. Fingers crossed!