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Arnold Schwarzenegger Has More Illegitimate Children

According to Jane Seymour who is somehow privy to this kind of information, Arnold Schwarzenegger has at least two more bastard kids. At the premiere of Love Marriage Wedding, Jane told CNN she “was not even remotely surprised.”

“The moment I heard it, that there was an announcement of their separation—he was obviously jumping the gun before everyone else told the world of the news,” said Seymour.

In fact, she hinted at two more kids she’s heard about. “From what I gather, I think there will be lots of information coming people’s way,” she says. “I heard about two more [out of wedlock kids] somebody else knows about. I even met someone who knows him well.”

If you’re out there somewhere and you hear a kid screaming “eaarraag eaaarrraaagh raaaaggh” on the playground and swinging a Conan the Barbarian sword around, now you know he’s not just retarded.

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