Cameron Diaz is in the new issue of Cosmopolitan (which includes 4 fab new vibrators and how they work) making fantastical claims. Like the one where she says she gets better as she ages. I guess this is what old people like to tell themselves.
“I think you get better as you age. You know what you want, and you become stronger mentally, emotionally and physically,” she tells Cosmopolitan’s June issue. “But also, things have happened recently that have pushed me to grow. My father died, and having gone through that really made me think about my life and how I want to live it.”
Cameron Diaz ages more like cheese than fine wine. In 10 years, she’ll be old and dried up and the only time anyone will want to use her is when they’re cleaning out their fridge when they’re really high.
The wonders of Photoshop.
On a side note, when did Cosmo start talking about vibrators?
Yeah, like smelly cheese…