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Danielle Staub is a Stripper Now

Being that Danielle Staub is no longer a Real Housewife of New Jersey, she’s free to do whatever she wants. Like become a 48-year-old stripper. Oh, be still my heart. My pants are going to explode from all the excitement!

Staub signed a 3-year-deal with Scores Gentleman’s Club in New York agreeing to do one live appearance and occasional appearances on ScoresLive.com.

Lest you forget, this isn’t the first time Staub has gone nude. TMZ (they have pictures of her stripping by the way) reminds us, “who can forget her infamous sex tape … in which Danielle erotically advises her partner about the perils of downing an onion and cheese bagel … and some broccoli … right before boom boom time.”

TMZ should have really just said sex because now I’m imagining them taking a dump together. This story has effectively killed sex for me. Now I just want to sit in a fetal position in the corner and cry.

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Frozenchickontherox
Frozenchickontherox
12 years ago

She has no ass

skankmo'
skankmo'
12 years ago

I hope she can make change for a dollar.

Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago

Seriously, a 48 year old stripper? Talk about devaluing a brand. Scores must suck now.

Catgunsmokebovie
Catgunsmokebovie
12 years ago

Danielle PLEASE! U r not a hottie! Sit back n watch n help your beatiful daughters exspand n make u poud. But o! I forgot. Poor poor danny(u) u need da exposure n case a man (rich) comes along.GRoW Da F…….up.YOU R GARBAGE!c