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Estella Warren Wins the Award for Drunkest in LA

Estella Warren, who you may have purposefully forgotten starred in the dismal Marky Mark Planet of the Apes remake, was arrested in LA yesterday for hitting three cars, kicking a cop and attempting to flee a police station. She out Lindsay Lohan’ed Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay is going to be so pissed.

TMZ says the incident happened Monday night. Warren was driving in LA when she hit three parked cars with her Toyota Prius. She turned it into a hit-and-run but cops found her and arrested her for DUI. She didn’t go quietly as she resisted and kicked a cop. Warren was taken to the police station in handcuffs and while they were booking her, she managed to escape her handcuffs and run out the back door. She didn’t get too far considering it was a f**king police station and she was recaptured.

Warren was booked for felony escape, assault, hit and run and DUI. A law enforcement source said in the world’s most obvious statement, “She was really hammered.”

This all happened just before midnight so maybe Estella was trying to rush home before her fairy godmother took away her 15th minute of fame. Suffice to say, it worked. Now she’s moderately famous again. I love happy endings.

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