Happy Memorial Day, Emma Watson in a Sports Bra

I’m not exactly sure why people say Happy Memorial Day when it’s a time to commemorate fallen soldiers. I can only assume it’s happy because you’re celebrating their memory. I feel Happy should only be used for holidays that you’re actually happy about like, Happy Paris Hilton Got a Super STD That Ravaged Her Womb and Made Her Infertile Day. That’s something we can all celebrate.

Anyway, Happy Memorial Day. In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, “I’ll be back (tomorrow. Right after I impregnate my maid. Okay, neighbor’s maid.)”

In the meantime, here’s Emma Watson in a sports bra as she goes to the gym to work out in Pittsburgh of all places.