Hayden Panettiere is Single Too

‘Tis the season to break-up with your significant other. I’m looking in your direction Scarlett Johansson.

Fresh off the heels of the Bar Refaeli and Leo DiCaprio split comes news that Hayden Panettiere and her gargantuan boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko have called it quits as well. Hayden said of the breakup,

“Even though we’ve decided splitting up is best for both of us, we have an amazing amount of love and respect for each other and remain very close friends.”

While Wladimir said,

“We had a great time together, but it’s not that easy to manage a relationship between two continents,” he says. “I have a lot of respect for Hayden as a person and as a friend, and I believe we’ll keep our friendship even after the separation.”

Hayden broke up with Wladmir didn’t she? And when she did, I fully expect Wladmir filled with so much sadness and rage that he yelled, “Wladmir SMASH!,” and broke tables with his head. Meanwhile, Hayden slowly backed out the door, onto a plane and back to the US.

If you think about it, the relationship wouldn’t have worked anyway. When you have to strap on rock climbing gear every time you want to have sex with your boyfriend, it gets sort of tiring.

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12 years ago

I guess being a little f**k puppet isn’t all it’s cracked up to be…including the cracked pelvis…

12 years ago
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The novelty wore off 

12 years ago

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