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Jesse James Says Kat Von D is Better at Sex

Jesse James kept it classy by going on the Howard Stern Show today and telling everyone Kat Von D is a much better lover than Sandra Bullock.

There to promote his book American Outlaw, the conversation turned to who’s better at sex.

“That one is an easy no-brainer,” Stern said after wondering who’s better. “Kat Von D.”

“One hundred percent,” James replied. “She’s a vixen. If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her.”

Way to throw in a jab at Sandra Bullock not taking his dumb ass back. By the same token, if she didn’t forgive him, does this mean he sucks in bed too? We’ll probably find out when Kat Von D goes on Howard Stern after their divorce.

James also played the victim implying Sandra Bullock drove him to cheat.

“She could stand there in front of the world and say she loved me, but in my mind I was thinking, ‘Yeah? Bulls**t. You don’t love me. I’m just some biker kid,’” he confessed, adding that he began straying from the Blind Side star two years after their 2005 wedding.

If you were wondering if it was possible for Jesse to sound like a bigger dbag, then here you go. Note that Jesse had a world famous bike shop and a tv show. He’s so far removed from being a “biker kid” that if he met a real biker kid, his monocle would pop out of his eye and his bow tie would spin around in a 360.

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scabmo'
scabmo'
12 years ago

Well, yeah…when you compare a slut like Kat who has sex with thousands of “people” she has had much more practice than Sandra. The only difference is you have to scrape off all the scabs from Kat before you actually start the sex.

NeNe
NeNe
12 years ago
Reply to  scabmo'

LMAOROLF

Mizwriter
Mizwriter
12 years ago
Reply to  scabmo'

Lol….good one!

NeNe
NeNe
12 years ago

I’m sure it is, because when you have two low-life P.O.S.’s, with no consciences, probably with every STD in the book, of course sex would be great. These two were def meant for each other. Two classless douchebags.

Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago

What a tool. These Nazi lovers were made for each other.

verm grtrwe
12 years ago