The good news is Jessica Alba hit up a beach in Mexico yesterday wearing a bikini. The bad news is Cash Warren stuck his dork inside her a few months ago and infected her with a living organism that feeds off her body. At least her boobs are bigger. And, yea, that’s about it. I really don’t think that’s a fair tradeoff. When you get pregnant, you should at least be able to develop some sort of superpower. Like telepathy or fantastic sandwich making skills.
wow! gigiddy!
Blemish you are retarded asshole.