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Jordin Sparks Lost Weight

You know those celebrities who always say they’re fine with their weight and wouldn’t change for anything in the world? Well, they’re all liars. Of course they’d rather be skinny than a tubby piece of lard huffing bacon grease every morning.

I’m not saying American Idol alum Jordin Sparks is one of those people lying to themselves but she does seem awfully proud of herself for losing 30 pounds with the help of a personal trainer. She took a pic of herself in a bikini the other day and posted it on Twitter. Jordin wrote, “I don’t know why but my bathing suit reminds me of fruity pebbles. :)”

Mm hmm. We all know she was really trying to say, “Look at my skinny ass now, bitches.” Then she carved the word “fatty” on an old picture of her and taped it to her mirror for motivation.

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