Justin Bieber and his gaunt, 10-year-old body took Selena Gomez to Hawaii for a short vacay because that’s what international 17-year-old pop stars do these days. Ugh. Bieber looks so emaciated.
At one point during the strip, a big native Hawaiian came up to Justin and screamed “Do you want a snow cone?!” causing Justin to shriek, push Selena in front of him and run away flailing. True story.
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