I usually make fun of Justin Bieber, not because I’m jealous, but because he makes it incredibly easy. This time though, I can’t say anything bad. Justin Bieber has earned my respect. Here he is with Selena Gomez in Hawaii grabbing her ass and getting mounted by her. I’m insanely jealous. The most critical thing I could think of for this post was to just sit back in my chair and nod in approval.
Though Justin may want to be more careful. If his faith has taught him anything, it’s that this is how girls get pregnant.
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