Katy Perry is Very Fancy

Once someone is hit with fame, they lose perspective. The extravagant becomes the mundane. This usually happens when people have millions of dollars and their ass kissed every other day.

In unrelated news, The Smoking Gun got their hands on Katy Perry’s 45 page concert rider. Like every celebrity out there, the rider is full of ridiculous demands and provisions. Some of which include,

– The dressing room has to be draped in cream or soft pink and needs to be outfitted with two cream-colored egg chairs, one of which should have a footstool.

– A coffee table needs to be “perspex modern style.”
Because that’s really important.

– A pair of floor lamps should be in “French ornate style.”

– The refrigerator must come with a glass door.
How else can you see what’s inside?

– The dressing room must have white and purple hydrangeas, pink & white roses and peonies.
Don’t know what these are but they make me want to punch kittens.

– If not available, Katy will settle for “a selection of seasonal white flowers to include white orchids.” Under no circumstances are there to be carnations. (The warning is underlined)
Carnations are the flowers of the devil.

– Water dispensers must be provided in all dressing rooms and production offices. Tour personnel will be supplied with SIGG drinking bottles.
Ok. That’s very eco-conscious. Though I suppose the guy lugging around the water dispenser doesn’t give a sh*t.

– Hotel provisions include a 1 bedroom presidential suite in a 5 star property. Free internet and complimentary breakfast must be provided.

– Chauffeurs are not allowed to start a conversation with the client, guests or fans.
Don’t flatter yourself, Katy Perry.

– Drivers are not allowed to stare at Katy Perry in the rear view
See above.

– Katy can hold blocks of tickets and provide them to resellers and keep the profit.
I’d probably do this too because I love money.

Everyone seems to think being rich and famous would make anyone this way. I beg to differ. I don’t think I could ever come up with half of this stuff. I’m pretty sure if someone ever offered me a $100 stipend for dinner, my first reaction would be, “So… um… do I have to blow you now or does that come later?”