Seems like the only type of jobs Lindsay Lohan can get these days are ones where she sits in front of the camera and keeps her mouth shut. See: these shots from FHM Russia and her booking photos. More of Lindsay at FHM here.

  • Hollywood bad boy/douchebag Alex Pettyfer says he’s misunderstood. [Popeater]
  • Courtney Love successfully brought back AIDS at the amfAR event. [The Superficial]
  • Danielle Staub comes to grips with being a nut case. [Bossip]
  • Jennifer Lawrence has a deformed tailbone. I’d still… um, actually, you know what? Nevermind. [CityRag]
  • So a bunch of birds made a nest on top of Sean Penn’s head at Cannes. [Celebitchy]
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt is still nuts. [Celebslam]
  • If I said Hugh Jackman had a pants problem, all the ladies would say, “Yea, they’re still on,” and then start cat-calling. Ugh. Being a guy is so hard. [Lainey]
  • Mischa Barton dressed like Where’s Waldo coming straight from the meth house. [Dlisted]
  • Maggie Q’s ass is all you need to know that Nikita is a good show. [WWTDD]
  • Janice Dickinson made Scott Disick look through trash to find her teeth. And here I was wondering how Janice Dickinson could get more attractive. [EvilBeet]
  • Jessica Alba dropped some pregnancy cleavage. [Popoholic]
  • The face of the ever so popular Vancouver Canucks flasher. [Busted Coverage]
  • Stacy Keibler has good bikini photos. [Gceleb]
  • Zsa Zsa Gabor and Jeff Conaway are in dueling comas. [Celebs]
  • Apparently putting Jake Gyllenhaal’s face over a Grace Jones’ pose is all fun and games until you get sued. [StarPulse]
  • Rachel McAdams will forever straddle the line of hot and cute. [Maxim]