Lindsay Lohan is Paying For Her Crimes

Good news, people who like to see celebrities get their comeuppance. *Rolls eyes* Lindsay Lohan turned herself in to Lynwood Jail and began serving house arrest Thursday morning at her Venice, CA townhouse.

LA Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says, “She is now confined to the interior premises of her home at all times.” Lindsay has been outfitted with an ankle bracelet to make sure she doesn’t sneak off. Although, sources say her four month sentence could be shortened to two weeks.

When all is said and done, for stealing a $2,500 necklace and making a mockery of the law, Lindsay will spend two cushy weeks in her Venice home. LA is tough, but fair. This will teach her to respect the law. I mean, in the same way people are taught to respect prostitutes. The only lesson Lindsay will learn from this is that maybe she should hire a maid.