Macho Man Randy Savage Died in a Car Accident

Ooooooooo, noooo. My childhood is slowly dying one fictional wrestler at a time.

TMZ reports that 58-year-old Macho Man Randy Savage, real name Randall Mario Poffo, stepped off the top turnbuckle today after suffering a heart attack while driving in Tampa, Florida at around 9:25 a.m. causing him to lose control of his 2009 Jeep Wrangler, veer across a concrete median, through oncoming traffic and collide head-on with a tree. His wife, who was a passenger, survived with minor injuries. Cops say alcohol was not a factor and both were wearing seat belts.

This is sad. Tonight I’ll snap into a Slim Jim for Randy.