Marc Cherry Called Tony Parker Gay for Marrying Eva Longoria

In news I missed last week, TMZ obtained documents in Nicollette Sheridan’s wrongful termination suit against Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry. Besides milking money out of Marc, she’s trying to turn the entire cast against him one by one starting with Eva Longoria.

In the declaration filed with the court, Nicollete claims, “I was present at Eva Longoria’s wedding to Tony Parker, when Mr. Cherry commented that ‘Tony must like boys, because he is marrying this — this little, small girl with no t*ts — that looks like a boy.”

Did he end that with an emphatic snapping of his fingers and a flamboyant hip thrust all without spilling a drop of his Cosmopolitan? That would be awesome if he did. I’d like to sit next to him at a wedding just so the monotony of nuptials would be broken with his running commentary. And also because I really want to get a “Mmm, hmm, girlfriend,” in there.

In related news, Eva Longoria was topless on a horse last week during a photoshoot covering her boy cleavage with her arm.

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