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Mario Lopez Needs a Better Green Screen

H8R, hosted by Mario Lopez, debuts this fall on the CW Network. The entire premise is based on the false assumption that celebrity “haters” turn into sniveling cowards when they come face to face with whatever celebrity they’re criticizing. The haters first send in a video rant and is later “ambushed” by the celebrity. A preview with Snooki was released the other day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y0REXRKvTs&feature=player_embedded

The only reason this guy was speechless for the first few minutes was because of the pickly stench that filled the room when Snooki walked in. Jesus. This chick isn’t even a celebrity. If Scarlett Johansson came in and started bitching me out, I’d be scared. I’d have a boner, but I’d be scared. No one is going to be intimidated by this troll. I’d be more scared of Christina Aguilera chasing after me for chocolate.

Also, Mario Lopez needs a better green screen for his monitor.

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fagmo'
fagmo'
9 years ago

His wife divorced him because she caught him with some guy’s cock in his mouth…Casanova?

Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

The guy started getting his balls back towards the end.

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