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Matthew Vaughn is the Father of January Jones’ Baby. Maybe

Crazy Days and Nights posted a blind item about the father of January Jones’ baby daddy. Well, it wasn’t so much of a blind item as it was a bunch of really specific clues that a fifth grader could have figured out.

So, would you like to know who the father of January Jones’ baby is? Well, he is married. Oh, he is foreign born. Has a best friend who was married to one of the biggest stars on the planet. Our baby daddy has his own kids. Oh, and he is married to a woman who was with a guy who is a really, really big a-hole and would probably creep you out if he asked you out.

Usually how blind items work is someone sends in a tip that’s impossible to verify and the only way to speculate without getting in trouble is to turn it into a riddle. So take this with a grain of salt.

Now that that’s out of the way, it’s time to put on the detective hat and blow bubbles out of a pipe while furrowing our brow. If this blind item is to be believed, all the clues point to X-Men: First Class director Matthew Vaughn. Vaughn is married to Claudia Schiffer and has been since 2002, he’s English, his best friend is Guy Ritchie who was married to Madonna, Vaughn has three kids with Schiffer and Schiffer used to date David Copperfield who was accused of raping a girl on a private island a while back (relevant because it says her ex is an a-hole).

So is Matthew Vaughn the father? Maybe. The only way anyone will ever know is if Claudia Schiffer finds out, gets really pissed like Maria Shriver and leaks details to the LA Times or TMZ or Vaughn wakes up penis-less one day.

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anon
anon
9 years ago

That is not January Jones. That is Claudia Schiffer.

jill
jill
9 years ago
Reply to  anon

um hum.

Blueyes
Blueyes
9 years ago

When celebrity and pittbull attorney Martin Singer comes barking into the game…it means there is smoke and trouble in wonderland !

stef
stef
9 years ago

Damn…was hoping Bobby Flay was the baby daddy…

Jack Ketch
Jack Ketch
7 years ago

Her baby is the spit and IMAGE of Matthew Vaughn, no question he is the father. Shameful – a married man with three kids.

Truth Semen
Truth Semen
7 years ago

Poor Claudia. She goes from a weirdo “magician” to a guy who inseminates actresses on the sets of films that end up being completely and utterly awful!

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