Olivia Wilde and Bradley Cooper are Doing It

According to Life&Style, Bradley Cooper and Olivia Wilde have already gone on two dates which means they’re totally doing it. One of the dates was at the Hangover Part II premiere afterparty at the Boom Boom Room in NYC which L&S got pictures from.

“Olivia was Bradley’s date,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “He was always taking her hand or putting his hand on her lower back, it was really sweet. He took care of her all night.”

“They were definitely together,” adds the eyewitness. “At one point, they even wanted some alone time and hiked up the stairs to the roof, but they had trouble getting there!”

“They left together at 12:15,” the eyewitness says. “They seemed really comfortable together.” A second eyewitness confirms the pair got into the car together after leaving the party.

Put his hand on her lower back and took care of her. What is this? A romance novel? *Grows King Leonidas beard* This… is… HOLLYWOOD. *Kicks stuffed animal into laundry basket* Well, NYC, but you know what I mean. This is the land of debauchery. If Bradley Cooper wasn’t humping the air and pointing to his crotch the entire night then there has to be something wrong with him.