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Sean Penn Spotted With Female ‘Friends’ at Cannes

I hope this marks the demise of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson’s relationship because seeing that 49-year-old pompous asshat with Scarlett Johansson makes baby Jesus sad.

According to reports from Cannes, Sean Penn was seen with two “super-hot” women, a blond and a brunette, in a glass elevator at the Hotel du Cap in Antibes at 4 a.m. on Friday. The three of them went to one of the three-story property’s higher floors. A source said, “They weren’t sharing the elevator. They were going up together.” Sean wasn’t going to his room either as he was staying on the ground floor with his 17-year-old son.

No joke. I went down on my knees and prayed “please don’t let this be a foursome with Scarlett Johansson,” because if it was, I’d have to slit my wrists. But only after beating off to the thought of Scarlett Johansson with two chicks.

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sergal
sergal
10 years ago

S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal  activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian future pediatrician doctor, pediatrician nurse license she obtained in 2008

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