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Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez Have Split

Alex Rodriguez must have finally seen Cameron Diaz under fluorescent lighting because the two have called it quits.

An insider says, “They’ve broken up. Cameron is hurt and betrayed, because she tried so hard to please him … She went overboard.”

Much like Sean Penn, A-Rod didn’t seem too broken up about it either.

A spy tells us that A-Rod was “a hit with the ladies, with several women just walking up and giving him their phone number. But he seemed more interested in hanging with his friends including Ingrid Casares, and spent a lot of time talking to Angie and Brooke.”

So A-Rod dumped Cameron because she tried so hard to please him to the point of what sounded like she was smothering him. Wow. Stop the presses. Never in the history of the world has something like this ever happened.

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Temporaryuglybumper
Temporaryuglybumper
9 years ago

He really seems dumb but his penis has a definite best seller built in

douche mo'
douche mo'
9 years ago

She’s weird looking.  He’s a douche, but can do much better – unfortunately.

bi-mo'
bi-mo'
9 years ago

and SO funny she is a doormat!

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