Heidi Montag Works Out 14 Hours a Day

Because Heidi Montag has nothing better to do than to pour champagne down her gaping maw and over her plastic breasts at Wet Republic in Vegas once a month, she spends 14 hours a day just working out.

“I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I’ve been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape.” Heidi continued, “And I was actually a lot overweight. It was the most I’ve ever been because I’ve kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape.”

Heidi, 5’2”, is now 103 pounds, down from 130. How did she drop those 27 pounds? “I’ve been running a lot and I’ve been doing weights. When you work out, you boost your metabolism, so you have to [make sure you eat enough].”

So don’t be fooled. Heidi didn’t commit to an extreme workout regime because she wanted to better herself, she just had a bikini pool party to go to and she wanted to look good. Never underestimate the power of her vanity. After all, this is the girl who had 10 cosmetic surgeries in 2009 which pumped her body with enough silicone that the government can declare her legally dead.

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mr wizard
mr wizard
11 years ago

Apparently alcohol doesn’t melt plastic.  Who knew?