Jennifer Connelly Gave Birth

Jennifer Connelly used to be so hot. This was mostly because of her huge breasts and her role in Requiem For a Dream (ass to ass). Now she’s 40 and a mother to three with Paul Bettany.

Her third kid popped out May 31 at their home via a scheduled home water birth in a birthing pool. Oh good. So she’s crazy, too.

“Everyone is healthy and doing well,” Connelly’s rep tells Us. “The family is very excited.”

Great. Now how am I going to yell “ass to ass” at her in front of her three kids and high five my friends without looking like a complete douche. Two kids I can do but three? That’s where I draw the line.

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oh no mo'
oh no mo'
13 years ago

To what, Frankenstein’s baby?