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Jennifer Lopez’s Son Took a $6,000 Dump

Jennifer Lopez made an appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno and talked about how she wants to drown her son in a tub of her own feces. No, just kidding. That’s not true. Jennifer would never say that out loud. Actually, she talked about how her three-year-old son Max took a dump in her swimming pool. Probably out of spite. It was a $6,000 dump. Well la-di-da.

“He had an accident in the pool. It got into the filtration system and they charged us to clean it. That was expensive,” Anthony recalled. “He took a $6,000 dump in the pool!”

“In order to potty train them, every time they’d use the toilet we’d give them a lollipop. Three days passed and we ran out of lollipops,” Anthony said. “I’m like, ‘You should probably get them checked out if they’re using the potty that much.'” [Us]

Oh, man. This is way better than paying that homeless guy to take a dump in her pool. And cheaper too. With three-year-olds all you have to say is, “Wouldn’t it be funny if you pooped in the pool?,” and then bam! Incepted.

Up top is Jennifer with the kid that didn’t poo in the pool. The good one.

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ok,its,me,koolguy
ok,its,me,koolguy
9 years ago

the most my stole evr cause””be”‘was”‘a dollar ,,and that was that day in the park there was no bathroom so i bought a box from a guy in the park for a dollar grab a corner and stooled a way!””………WE HAS TO STOOLE SOME TIME””!

Herman Bumfudle
9 years ago

hey, beautiful mama.

Your000name
Your000name
9 years ago

Who wrote this? The story is funny, but whoever write this article is not.. You are trying much to hard, to make everything funny…

ok,its,me,koolguy
ok,its,me,koolguy
9 years ago

the most my stole evr cause””be”‘was”‘a dollar ,,and that was that day in the park there was no bathroom so i bought a box from a guy in the park for a dollar grab a corner and stooled a way!””………WE HAS TO STOOLE SOME TIME””!

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