Jennifer Aniston stole Justin Theroux from his live-in girlfriend of 14-years, Heidi Bivens, much like Angelina Jolie did to her with Brad Pitt. In a sort of “if you can’t beat them, join them” mentality, Aniston and Theroux are now living together at her place in LA. An insider tells Us that she’s even introducing Justin as her boyfriend. Now she’s on step closer to adopting a kid from each continent.
Another insider astutely notes that Bivens is “humiliated”. Of course she’s humiliated, Jennifer Aniston stole her boyfriend. That’s like a retarded kid beating you in a pick-up game.
Meh…bitch whore…still better than a Kardashian or a (P) Hilton by a million miles.