Kelly Osbourne’s Dog Died

I know you don’t care about Kelly Osbourne. That’s it. There’s no “but”. I just want to torment you with news about her.

Just last year, a week after news that her engagement to Luke Worrall was over, Kelly Osbourne came home to find her dog, Woody, a Pomeranian puppy, dead.

Now her other Pomeranian puppy, Noodles, has also died. She tweeted on Tuesday, “My poor baby girl Noodles is sick. She had a seizure and they don’t know why. I’m taking her to see a specialist two hours away for a brain scan.” The scan showed swelling in the brain. “She was born with a brain defect and I have to put her to sleep today. I’m devastated. I just can’t believe it.”

One puppy dead from a mysterious illness is bad luck but two? Someone should look into this. What the hell is going on in that house? Was she undressing in front of it? Because that would make anything’s brain swell and go into a seizure.