What hell hath we wrought?! Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were on Fox & Friends this morning to promote the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. They talked about Kim’s engagement to Kris Humphries, the possibility of Kourtney having another baby and how Khloe feels about Kris Jenner changing her name to Kris Kardashian (does not approve).
Side note: Kris is obviously doing it because she’s a fame whore and being a Kardashian will get her a seat at a restaurant faster than being a Jenner would.
Back on point. Smack dab in the middle of the interview, Khloe’s nipple slipped out into the sheer portion of her top. In the words of Radioactive Man, “my eyes, the goggles, they do nothing.” The worst part is no one noticed the entire interview. You’d think the burning sensation in their eyes would be a major giveaway that something was wrong.
Between this and Lady Gaga’s nipple, I’m starting to think Harold Camping was right. The Rapture is coming. That or we’re in some sort of nipple slip slump right now. The quality is just not there anymore. Nipple slip connoisseurs must be beside themselves.
True to form, Khloe has issued a response in a series of tweets.
– Thank God! I fucking love nipples!!!! [email protected]: @KhloeKardashian Your nipple was showing on Fox and Friends. See through tops FTW.”
– I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine! [email protected]: Her twat is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?”
– My mom just called me saying my nip slip is “all over the internet!” Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?
Just to clarify. There is nothing special about Khloe’s nipples. Calm down.
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