What do you do when your fame runs out, you’ve squandered all the money you’ve made off of popping 8 kids out of your vagina and no doctor will put another litter in you? You hold a bikini car wash to save your house, that’s what.
Nadya Suleman, Octomom, is doing just that. She’s enlisting a bunch of D-listers like Charlie Sheen’s porn star Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila, Reggie Bush’s mistress January Gessert and Mel Gibson’s mistress Violet Kowal to help her in her quest. A car wash will run you $20 or $30 for SUVs.
This sounds like a good deal. I can’t think of anything better to spend $20 on than to have a no-name D-lister scratch up my car with her fake tits. It’s for a good cause. As legend has it, if fame whores don’t get attention regularly, they wither away like Jennifer Aniston’s womb.
…and instead of having lot’s of babies, just suck the man’s penis like this…