Octomom Wants to Kill Her 14 Kids

As Ocotomom Nadya Suleman is finding out, giving birth to octuplets for publicity even though you already have six kids might not be the best idea. In fact, it might be a terrible idea.

In an interview with In Touch, the resentment that’s been building up in Nadya finally bubbles over as she tells the mag, “I hate the babies, they disgust me. My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control because I have no time to properly discipline them.” One of her kids is even photographed by In Touch eating dry-wall.

‘The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet,’ she said.
The reality TV mother has even considered suicide.

‘Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope,’ she said.

‘Obviously I love them – but I absolutely wish I had not had them,’ she said. [The Daily Mail]

So after the high of fame wore off, Octomom is making the startling discovery that kids, especially babies, suck. They’re like parasites that you can’t kill off without the government throwing a hissy fit. Who knew it would take six kids and then another eight for her to figure that out. At this point, the most she can do is float each of them down the river and hope for the best.

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die mo'
die mo'
12 years ago

She should definitely kill herself !  Let’s hope she kills herself !

12 years ago
Reply to  die mo'

she may not be the smartest person in the world.. but thats pretty sick to say

12 years ago

further proof that this self absorbed twat is not only stupid beyond belief but mentally unstable as well. that doctor needs to not only lose his license but to be thrown in jail and all of his assets liquified and seized in order to support these poor children when their crazy fucking mother either runs out or finally kills herself. in fact those children should be taken from her and put into the already over crowded system before she decides in a fit of rage to kill one or more of them. these kids are not to blame because of… Read more »