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Paris Hilton Blames Oxygen Network For Poor Ratings

Paris Hilton’s reality show, The World According to Paris, debuted on the Oxygen network last week to piss poor ratings. Paris has now regrouped and went back to the drawing board to figure out what went wrong and how to improve upon it.

Haha, just kidding. She took no responsibility whatsoever and blamed the network instead. Nothing is ever Paris’ fault. She’s a perfect angel.

“Paris is furious that the show didn’t premiere at the time it was supposed to,” an insider tells me when speaking about ‘The World According to Paris.’ “She worked her tail off doing promotion and publicity for the show and then because of a technical mistake, the show aired at a completely different time in a lot of markets.”

There’s no denying the time slot issue did happen but Popeater notes that it doesn’t explain why so few watched in the markets where the show debuted at the correct time.

I have a theory though. It’s probably because the promotional efforts she so vehemently claims to have slaved over consisted of lackluster and disastrous interviews such as the one for The View where Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg slammed the show commenting how frivolous it is. What a ringing endorsement! Another reason is because no one cares about Paris Hilton anymore.

Paris’ second season on that MTV show where she found a new friend was a disaster and she hasn’t been able to sell a magazine cover since the Kardashians arrived,” a TV insider tells me. “If the numbers remain less then the 400,000 that tuned in last week she could get pulled off the air.”

Thank god. I hope it gets canceled. I’d rather watch the masturbating French Bulldog from Due Date than watch Paris Hilton being celebrated. Excuse me if I don’t find the entertainment value in watching an undeserving spoiled airhead socialite walk around pretending not to be a racist, classist brat. I guess I’m just weird like that.

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Shangely
Shangely
12 years ago

Yeah, her moment of fame is so over. That’s why you’re still talking about her. Whatever.
Thankfully Winehouse’s moment of fame is done. Don’t even know one song she sang. Was sick of the constant press given to someone completely undeserving of it.

BonBon
BonBon
12 years ago

I wonder if she gave any thought to the possibility that people are tired of watching an entitled rich heiress playing at working?  During these difficult economic times when many households are struggling just to make the mortgage and to put food on the table, why would they want to be reminded that there are people out there who did NOTHING for what they have?  If Paris had not been born into that family, she honestly wouldn’t have the intelligence to work at Dariy Queen.  Paris, your era is over. 

STD mo'
STD mo'
12 years ago

Ah, Lady Valtrex, you can do no wrong.

Celebritieswhoshoottheirfeet
Celebritieswhoshoottheirfeet
12 years ago

eclipsed by another no talent who has ass overgrowth addiction to dudes wit sports contracts itis…

Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago

She’ll be 30 soon. Time to be a trophy wife like her mother. I’m sure somewhere some rich guy with horrible taste will go for her.

HURKUNDE
12 years ago

Ostrich

Chris922
Chris922
12 years ago

I’m hate to even admit I dvr’d this show but deleted it after the torturous first half. She only reinforces what and conceited shallow idiot she is. As for her running multi-million dollar companies….oh yeah, right. There are savvy businessmen that run those companies which capitalize on her name. Paris may breeze into a meeting after noon and make a occasional decision on this purse or that bottle for the perfume with advise from consultants but she’s certainly not the brains behind the business. It’s pathetic to see her try to regain fame. I would say just leave the public eye with dignity but then again she never had any.

Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

i would not discount ms. paris hilton’s intelligence. her marketing skills are pretty damned good, and honestly i find smart women to be very beautiful.

that1chick
that1chick
12 years ago

blame the world wh*re…fact is there is NO room for STD wh*res right now, the Kard-whatevers have that demographic on lock down…now, pregnant wh*res who must have C-Sections to prevent a herpes outbreak on newborns would be fascinating to me

Ylanda
Ylanda
12 years ago

Yep. Told my step daughter a few months ago and she didn’t believe me. Paris is done.  Kim K and Co. took care of that but don’t fret if ur annoyed by them too. Kim and Co. better enjoy their time and milk it up. We’re nearing the top of the clock of their 15 min fame. Almost time for a new early 20 something non talented rich b#$@ to come on the scene and take of the Kardashian crew.

Shangely
Shangely
12 years ago

Yeah, her moment of fame is so over. That’s why you’re still talking about her. Whatever.
Thankfully Winehouse’s moment of fame is done. Don’t even know one song she sang. Was sick of the constant press given to someone completely undeserving of it.