Smallville actor Sam Jones plead guilty to conspiracy to sell 10,000 Oxycodone pills. Before sentencing, he asked the judge for leniency boo-hooing that he lost everything including his dog, car and a role in Blue Mountain State because of the drug charges. The judge gave him a break giving him just 1 year instead of the 5 the feds were pushing for.
The good news is now that Jones is going to prison, his girlfriend Karissa Shannon dumped him and moved into the Playboy mansion with her twin sister to be one of Hugh Hefner’s revolving whores during his time of need. Actually, I don’t know if that’s good news. I just wanted to lighten up this post.
A REAL whore wouldn’t have been with that broke-ass black midget for any reason other than to punish her family. Now she’s moving up the Bigs.