Selena Gomez Health Problems Blamed on Junk Food

Selena Gomez went on Kidd Kraddick’s show in Texas on Thursday to blame too much junk food for her recent hospitalization. Gomez is obviously one of those Big Vegetable lobbyists.

She told Kraddick, “I do eat. The problem is I don’t eat right. I love everything that’s possibly not good for me.” Among her favorite vices are M&Ms, Kit Kats, Snickers and Justin Bieber Goobers.

“She’s definitely shoving vitamins down my mouth and following me around,” she says of her mommy. “But at the same time, I was a stubborn kid, so I got to eat whatever I wanted. I have to have creamed spinach or cheese on my broccoli. I have to have something that makes it not healthy.”

Now she’s learned the error of her ways and is on the path to recovery. How boring. Remember when kids like Lindsay Lohan used to get strung out on cocaine and Vodka and have to check in to the hospital for “exhaustion?” The good old days. Now the worst thing teen celebs do is eat too much junk food. I’ve seen cartoon rabbits deal with more serious issues.

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13 years ago

maybe Selena  went  to  the  hospital  because she is  pregnet

13 years ago

That sounds like a bunch of crock! I’m sure its the drugs!