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Selena Gomez Was Rushed to the Hospital

After her appearance on The Tonight Show, Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital for nausea and a severe headache. Sources say Gomez was feeling horrible during and after the show. She was taken to an LA hospital and is undergoing tests.

“The lengths women will go to get out of having sex,” sighed Justin Bieber as he pulled his pants back up and surfed the internet for porn.

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Brewermika
Brewermika
8 years ago

Not

Biebersmashesthat
Biebersmashesthat
9 years ago

That cranium is hard to keep up

gashmo'
gashmo'
9 years ago

She may have been sickened by Beiber’s yeasty, unkempt vagina.

Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
9 years ago

hey, little girl. i know i talk a lot of stuff, but i hope you’re doing well. you’re a very talented lovely and young lady. so stay well.

Laura
9 years ago

maybe she’s pregnant!

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