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Shia LaBeouf Hooked Up With Megan Fox

In a new interview with Details, Shia LaBeouf was asked if he and Megan Fox ever slept together while filming Transformers. He nodded his head and the interviewer most likely gave him a high five.

Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.” [Details]

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green seemed to hit a rough patch two years ago when the second Transformers came out so he might be telling the truth. But I have a few followup questions to see if he’s lying. First, what was having sex with Megan Fox like? Second, does her vagina really smell like roses? Third, do you have any of her panties I can smell? Don’t ask why these questions are relevant. Just answer them, man! Do you want people to believe you or not?!

Followup to the followup questions. Did you bang Rosie Huntington-Whiteley too? If so, does your girlfriend Karolyn Pho know? Also, I hate you.

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Eww I bet he has hairy balls. Gross. If Megan hit that, I’m sure she was super bored and saw it as a time waster and instantly forgot afterward. On a side note, I wonder which one of Michael Bay’s car’s Rosie had to wash in her bikini to get that role?

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