Tracy Morgan Will Stab His Son to Death If He’s Gay
Tracy Morgan did some stand up in Nashville last week at Ryman Auditorium and went into a “joke” about gays. Notably, he said, “Gays need to quit being pussies and no be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.” He then explained how “media and programming” turned people gay. Also, he threatened that if his son ever was gay and talked to him in a gay voice, he’d stab the “ni**er to death.” Okay, so far this seems pretty sane. Here’s a recap from Kevin Johnson via Dlisted.
The show was your typical hysterical dick, cum and pussy humor… I have to say it was hilarious and well worth at least 40% of the $86 we spent per ticket to see him. I figured at some point the gay jokes would fly and I’m well prepared for a good ribbing of straight gay humor. I have very thick skin when it comes to humor; I can dish and I can take. What I can’t take is when Mr. Morgan took it upon himself to mention about how he feels all this gay s**t was crazy and that women are a gift from God and that “Born this Way” is bullshit, gay is a choice, and the reason he knows this is exactly because “God don’t make no mistakes” (referring to God not making someone gay cause that would be a mistake). He said that there is no way a woman could love and have sexual desire for another woman, that’s just a woman pretending because she hates a fucking man. He took time to visit the bullshit of this bullying stuff and informed us that the gays needed to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying. He mentioned that gay was something kids learn from the media and programming, and that bullied kids should just bust some ass and beat those other little fuckers that bully them, not whine about it. He said if his son that was gay he better come home and talk to him like a man and not [he mimicked a gay, high pitched voice] or he would pull out a knife and stab that little N (one word I refuse to use) to death. He mentioned that Barack Obama needed to man up and quit being all down with this just because he has a wife and two daughters. All of this being followed by thunderous cheer and “You go Tracys”. Tracy then said he didn’t fucking care if he pissed off some gays, because if they can take a fucking dick up their ass… they can take a fucking joke.
On one hand, Tracy Morgan is a comedian and comedians are supposed to be given a lot of leeway because their comedy is at times meant to shock and offend. Even if they mean every word they say. This is partially because no one takes comics seriously when they’re on stage.
On the other hand, there are numerous reports (here’s one) about how terrible Tracy’s stand up is. Maybe Tracy thinks making fans walk out is a sign of good comedy. Or maybe his plan is to make every single person walk out so he can stop his act early and make an easy $86 per head.
But just in case, his son might want to make sure all the knives in the house are rubberized. Not just for his own safety, but also because it’d be f**king hilarious watching Tracy Morgan get increasingly frustrated trying to slice his PB&J.