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Amy Winehouse Found Dead

27-year-old Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London apartment on Saturday. There were no signs of foul play. Gee, I wonder how she died? Could it be drugs? I guess we’ll just have to find out after the autopsy on Monday.

“Police were called by London Ambulance Service to an address in Camden Square NW1 shortly before 16.05hrs today, Saturday 23 July, following reports of a woman found deceased.

On arrival officers found the body of a 27-year-old female who was pronounced dead at the scene.

Enquiries continue into the circumstances of the death. At this early stage it is being treated as unexplained.”

Let’s face it. Everyone thought this would happen years ago. Every news item about Amy Winehouse in the last few years have been about her being drunk, high or how she left rehab. As recently as last month, Amy cancelled her Serbian tour after wandering around drunk on stage. This is about surprising as being bitten by a bear after poking it in the eye.

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Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

wow! that’s fucked up!

canned
canned
12 years ago

They sure won’t need to embalm her…she’s already pickled.

canned
canned
12 years ago

BTW Lindsay Lohan…are you next?  Wake up and smell the drugs, dumb ass.

Paintedintocorner
Paintedintocorner
12 years ago

I heard it was a seizure brought on by her alcohol abuse
without alcohol she would die and with the alcohol she would die

Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

wow! that’s fucked up!

canned
canned
12 years ago

They sure won’t need to embalm her…she’s already pickled.

canned
canned
12 years ago

BTW Lindsay Lohan…are you next?  Wake up and smell the drugs, dumb ass.

Paintedintocorner
Paintedintocorner
12 years ago

I heard it was a seizure brought on by her alcohol abuse
without alcohol she would die and with the alcohol she would die