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Anne Hathaway Needs a Tan

At this point, I’m not sure if Anne Hathaway can even tan. She’d burst into flames if she was in the sun longer than 5 minutes. I’m surprised people weren’t rushing up to her at The Naked Heart Foundation and clutching her wrist to see if she still had a pulse. Her body bounces off so much light that most of the time she looks like a ball of pure energy.

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lorehorrible
lorehorrible
8 years ago

at least she won’t look like a leather rucksack when she’s older. tanning is overrated.

M
M
8 years ago

God no!  She doesn’t need a tan.  Her pearl white skin is beautiful and delicious!

lorehorrible
lorehorrible
8 years ago

at least she won’t look like a leather rucksack when she’s older. tanning is overrated.

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