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Four Minutes of the Failed ‘Wonder Woman’

NBC passed on Wonder Woman starring Adrianne Palicki (Friday Night Lights) after early test screenings earned mixed reviews. These four minutes of footage from the pilot show why. It’s terrible.

Two minutes of it is just Wonder Woman running and floating in the air. This is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Then there’s the fight scene between her and some actors from the thug emporium. Um, why exactly do these guys think they can go hand to hand with her? Didn’t they just see her almost saw a car in half with her body?

Anyway, it looks like the show is from 2011 but the special effects are from the 90’s. The only way I’d watch this is if they constantly zoomed in on Adrianne Palicki’s boobs and they were in hi-def 3D and she reached out of my LCD and gave me a handjob.

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Grenvoc2
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I thought it was great. The public deserves a chance to voice their opinion. Not just a bunch of TV execs. Wonder Woman is a female superhero. Not A shakespearean actress. it should be a little cheesy. Adrianna looks great in the role. It’s great to see a powerful woman in action.

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I thought it was great. The public deserves a chance to voice their opinion. Not just a bunch of TV execs. Wonder Woman is a female superhero. Not A shakespearean actress. it should be a little cheesy. Adrianna looks great in the role. It’s great to see a powerful woman in action.

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TE

@The:disqus
 Blemish…. You really stink and reviewing I saw the whole Pilot and it was fun and entertaining and full of potential…. All you Bloggers made this out to be so bad but now I see it for myself I realised that most of you have NO I dea what you are talking about.

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Rifters_2000
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Rifters_2000

i have to say the same thing as i seen the hole thing it may not have got all the ruf things in it fix with the HD stuf.The sad thing is we are seeing alot of new but also Remakes (like V0 that are really good not given the chance.All im seeing on tv now is storage and pawn and the like tip shows on tv.It makes me sick.At the same time we can say that all the movies that come out now seem to be remakes reboots or hero movies.As well as some vap movies.I just see both… Read more »

TE
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TE

@The:disqus
 Blemish…. You really stink and reviewing I saw the whole Pilot and it was fun and entertaining and full of potential…. All you Bloggers made this out to be so bad but now I see it for myself I realised that most of you have NO I dea what you are talking about.

Please Stop the Trolling
 

Rifters_2000
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Rifters_2000

i have to say the same thing as i seen the hole thing it may not have got all the ruf things in it fix with the HD stuf.The sad thing is we are seeing alot of new but also Remakes (like V0 that are really good not given the chance.All im seeing on tv now is storage and pawn and the like tip shows on tv.It makes me sick.At the same time we can say that all the movies that come out now seem to be remakes reboots or hero movies.As well as some vap movies.I just see both… Read more »

Darryl Ludwig
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Whoa. That was really awful. Her facial expressions look like Suri Cruise when she was told she can’t have ice cream.

Darryl Ludwig
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Whoa. That was really awful. Her facial expressions look like Suri Cruise when she was told she can’t have ice cream.

Myborgdrone
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Myborgdrone

I’d watch it.  Looks fun.  She looked bad ass.

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Myborgdrone

I’d watch it.  Looks fun.  She looked bad ass.

Theboy
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Theboy

It was excellent a shame NBC passed on it dum !!!!!!!!!!!

Theboy
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Theboy

It was excellent a shame NBC passed on it dum !!!!!!!!!!!

JB
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JB

If they paid Jessica Biel 10 mill that sheet would have worked!!!!

JB
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JB

If they paid Jessica Biel 10 mill that sheet would have worked!!!!

Tarawoodsturner
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Tarawoodsturner

This did not suck the way everyone says it sucked.  I’ve seen way worse at the box office.  i did lol when those lame bystanders said ‘we love you, Wonder Woman’.  She seems to like sliding bad girls all over the floor.  The ‘hand job’ comment was offensive, gratuitious and sexist.  Done.

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WriterWhoCares

No amount of sweetening in post-production would have fixed the main issues of a very weak plot and one-dimensional characterization.  The pilot effectively acted as a “day in the life” of Wonder Woman, much like any 80s’ throwaway issue of WW: fighting petty criminals/evil corporations, saving kids from drug pushers, etc.  There’s nothing interesting about the direction the show was taking (impervious hero, unlimited resources to fund vigilante activities, blatant disregard for the law), thus the poor reception and eventual cancellation.  Had WW had a secret identity and wasn’t already established as a CEO/celebrity, I think that the audience would… Read more »

Tarawoodsturner
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Tarawoodsturner

This did not suck the way everyone says it sucked.  I’ve seen way worse at the box office.  i did lol when those lame bystanders said ‘we love you, Wonder Woman’.  She seems to like sliding bad girls all over the floor.  The ‘hand job’ comment was offensive, gratuitious and sexist.  Done.

WriterWhoCares
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WriterWhoCares

No amount of sweetening in post-production would have fixed the main issues of a very weak plot and one-dimensional characterization.  The pilot effectively acted as a “day in the life” of Wonder Woman, much like any 80s’ throwaway issue of WW: fighting petty criminals/evil corporations, saving kids from drug pushers, etc.  There’s nothing interesting about the direction the show was taking (impervious hero, unlimited resources to fund vigilante activities, blatant disregard for the law), thus the poor reception and eventual cancellation.  Had WW had a secret identity and wasn’t already established as a CEO/celebrity, I think that the audience would… Read more »

Movie-Man Smith
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Movie-Man Smith

I’ve seen the pilot, and while certainly not a perfect take, is full of fun, charm and great action. Yeah a little cheese, but ha! Its Wonder Woman. I would have loved to of seen this show for a season or more. All the complaints about the pants outfit are really stupid since she also wears her classic suit on the show as well. Love Palicki in this. I think this would have been a surprise hit among women. Sad this was canned.

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