Gwyneth Paltrow Would Rather Smoke Crack

Whoops. Forgot to finish that sentence. Hoity-toity Gwyneth Paltrow, while promoting her cookbook at the iTunes festival Tuesday, told British host Jonathan Ross she would rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can. “Oh hell no!,” exclaimed Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson.

Her highness also talked about her kids’ eating habits saying she has a no McDonald’s policy. “I take them to Pizza Express because I think that’s much healthier,” she said. “Don’t tell them there are toys!”

This isn’t the first time Gwyneth has been prone to exaggeration either. She once told Conan O’Brien, “I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-A-Soup.”

Gwyneth Paltrow’s kids must think she’s a joy to be around. If she were any more protective of their health, they’d be rolling around in a bubble.