James Franco Not a Gay Rapist

In a shocking turn of events, James Franco tells Playboy that he is not a gay rapist. Or so he claims. Does this mean I’ve been putting severed monkey heads in his bed for no reason?

In 2008, Page Six ran a blind item that claimed a closeted actor snuck into his ex-boyfriend’s apartment and raped him so brutally and violently that he had to be hospitalized. The victim was given $500,000 to keep quiet. Gawker reran the item and put up a poll for people to vote for who might have done it. The big winner was James Franco. Maybe that should be big loser? Whatever the case, James Franco didn’t find it funny. It didn’t tickle his gay rapist funny bone at all. In fact, he was disgusted.

“Then Gawker picked that up and did this ‘Gay Rapist’ story that was so f–king offensive, because I have friends who have been raped. They did a very classy online reader’s poll asking which actor who had a big movie out that summer had beaten up and raped his boyfriend and then paid him off so it wouldn’t go to court.

“My lawyer called them and said that it was completely untrue and to take it down. They said, ‘Well, we’re just reporting what the New York Post told us. If James wants to make a comment on our blog, we’re happy to report it.’ It was a choice. Either let this thing build and become bigger and bigger, or just let it go and let them be the petty scumbags that they are.”

You make one gay rapist joke about a celebrity and they get all huffy about it. It’s like they think they’re people!

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12 years ago

Hes a dream even though hes a stone heart taurus