According to John Stamos, Ryan Seacrest is a big fairy who prances around in pretty dresses and high heels every night. Just read between the lines, man.
Stamos was on Jimmy Kimmel last night to promote an upcoming production of Hairspray which he’s in and he described his role as a straight Ryan Seacrest. “I play Corny Collins, he’s sort of a DJ, he hosts a music show,” Stamos said. “Sort of like a straight Ryan Seacrest! “Ryan’s a friend, we’ve kissed.”
That whore! He said I was the only one he’s kissed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaX8mWCX1EQ&feature=player_embedded
Because he said Ryan’s dick tastes like s**t?
Ryan’s dick tastes like schmoe’s s**t.
Because he said Ryan’s dick tastes like s**t?
Ryan’s dick tastes like schmoe’s s**t.