Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively Split

Reports are coming in that Blake Lively and her career stepping stone Leonardo DiCaprio have called it quits because his mother thought she was an uppity b*tch. Haha, momma’s boy.

According to sources, Lively flew out to Italy to meet the Inception actor’s mom, who “couldn’t stand” the 23-year-old.

A close friend explained to Now magazine: “Blake’s a total mess. She tried hard to impress Leo’s mom when they met but Irmelin couldn’t stand her.

“She told Leo that Blake was far too up herself for him. Blake was nervous so she did talk a lot. But his mom says all she did was talk about Gossip Girl and how she’s a Chanel model.

“Leo listens to his mom and the fact that she didn’t like her has put him off.”

Well, that’s weird. People usually love it when others go on and on about their incredible lives. Isn’t that how friends are made? Like when I’m at the bar. I make sure the person I’m talking to knows how much better my life is than theirs before asking, “Hey, why don’t you buy me a drink?” Granted, that’s usually followed by, “What’s that? Sure I’ll wait until you get back from the bathroom.”