Lindsay Is Poor Now

One thing I forgot to mention in that Lindsay Lohan court hearing post was that her lawyer explained to the judge the reason Lindsay hadn’t started psychological counseling yet was because she didn’t have the money. The excuse they gave was her SAG insurance had lapsed and she couldn’t afford the one-on-one counseling and group counseling was out of the question because people would sell her out to the media.

Note that Lindsay recently bought a multi-million dollar condo in Venice and came to court wearing $1,200 Christian Louboutin heels. It’s a miracle no one laughed at her face and then curled up into the fetal position and started to cry.

Someone off camera said they found it hard to believe Lindsay couldn’t pay for counseling. The judge then asked if Lindsay knew anyone with a credit card who could front her the cash for sessions. Lindsay talked it over with her lawyer and said “it would not be a problem.”

Really?! Are you sure?! Because we wouldn’t want to inconvenience you. We know how it would cut into your designer shoe budget but sometimes people have to make sacrifices. The judge probably thinks Lindsay is a real hero now.