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Lindsay Lohan Has a Lot of Excuses

If you don’t know by now, nothing is Lindsay Lohans’ fault. She always a victim of circumstance. Like on Wednesday when she was released. She spent the night at The Lexington Social Club in Hollywood at a going away dinner for her friend. She was seen later stumbling out. Oh, but she wasn’t wasted. No, no. It was all the psychotic paparazzi’s fault.

Of course me going to my best friends going away dinner is a headline- especially on my first day out of my house in 35 days. That does not give anyone the right to have a field day and manifest stories. IT WAS A GOING AWAY DINNER, THAT WAS IT. Nothing exciting happened aside from the very yummy hummus and pita. If anyone caused me to nearly fall it was the pyschotic paparazzi…. off to the gym now- have a lovely day xo [Lindsay’s Who Say]

Right. Did the flashes from the camera also disorientate you and make it look like you were wonky eyed drunk? Because that’s pretty common.

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Bruce
Bruce
12 years ago

What’s even sadder is that there are still a few of her fans around who still believe everything that comes out of this skank’s mouth.

samiHami
samiHami
12 years ago

Disorientate is not a word.

Swarmi
Swarmi
12 years ago

She looks like she has been sucking on  

the bottle and junk.

Rachel
12 years ago

She looks like a 60 year old whose lived a hard life. She’s what? 25?  I’m *cough* 41 – 38 in my picture.  She could be my mom.

ho' mo'
ho' mo'
12 years ago

Best excuse…”mom doesn’t swallow. “