Lindsay Lohan Indignant She Wasn’t Considered for ‘Black Swan’

Lindsay Lohan was supposed to do a photoshoot and interview for Plum Miami but this is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about, so obviously she only did the least amount of work necessary, completing the photoshoot and refusing the interview. One out of two ain’t bad. After all, Plum made the mistake of already covering all her expenses including airfare for her and her family/entourage, lodging at the Raleigh hotel in the penthouse suite and all transportation costs. Fools! Don’t you know you don’t give anything to this girl up front?

About the shoot, the stylist says they didn’t want to go for the obvious, which is a bad girl pose. Instead, they did the opposite which is “innocent and sweet.” Yadda yadda yadda. They released the video which you can see below. From the video, everything seemed to go off without a hitch. That is unless you talk to the writer Jacquelynn Powers who Lindsay was supposed to do an interview with but didn’t.

Instead, Powers had to write her story based solely on observations she made. She didn’t sound too happy about that as Powers paints Lindsay as a self-absorbed, spoiled brat who whines when she doesn’t get her way.

For example, when they pulled up to Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone blocked the entrance. Lindsay, not accustomed to waiting, lowered her windows and shouted, “Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan.” And just like that, they obliged. No, joke. I cocked my fist back and was about to punch the picture of Lindsay Lohan on my monitor after reading that.

Raising the level of ridiculousness, Lindsay would even drink wine while talking about her sobriety and was constantly looking for drama, “whether it was picking a fight with her younger sister… or freaking out over a lost pair of Zanotti heels.” Ah, I see. She’s become a parody of herself.

Not only was she trying but she was also delusional. At one point Lindsay said she “took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan.” Wow, yea. That’s pretty much how I felt when they didn’t consider me for Benjamin Millepied’s part. I’ve told many a dancer I wouldn’t f**k them.

And if you’re wondering, this amount of crazy lasted until the very end of her prepaid vacation she scammed out of Plum. “Monday morning was supposed to be check-out time, but Lindsay and her posse refused to leave… It was like watching the lights come on at a nightclub after-hours—not pretty.”

I’m shocked, just, shocked. You mean Lindsay learned nothing from what’s happened to her in the past year? I thought for sure the rehab she was allowed to waltz in and out of and the subsequent house arrest in her million dollar condo would have set her straight.


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13 years ago

So why did she pass on “Black Hole?”

Herman Bumfudle
13 years ago

hey! you wanted a rockstar voice and you got it. well you sound sexy. but i’m not at all interested in your voice, butt i love that tiny mouth. nope! you can’t believe i said it, and what’s worse is i mean it!