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Lindsay Lohan Is in Court Again

Lindsay Lohan returned to court today for a probation progress report. It went as well as expected.

Judge Stephanie Sautner was said to be extremely impatient with Lindsay. Sautner was frustrated that after 2 months, Lindsay has only completed 4 days of her 60 day community service requirement. She also didn’t find it amusing Lindsay hasn’t enrolled in her required psychological counseling. Sautner gave Lindsay 21 days to sign up with a personal counselor and not a group counselor.

As for the Probation Department’s request to violate Lindsay’s probation, that didn’t happen. Sautner called all three claims bogus. The Probation Dept. claimed Lindsay did not pay $3,900 in fees for her community service but Sautner noted that “Probation concedes $3,900 is not currently owed.” They then said Lindsay never returned the probation officer’s call. Sautner wrote in the margins, “Probation now states [Lindsay] phoned 3 times on 6/15 and left message.” Finally, they allege Linday did not present proof that she was enrolled in community service. Sautner noted, “[Lindsay] was ordered to provide proof to court on 7/21 — not to probation.” Judge Sautnereven implied the probation officer was unfairly targeting Lindsay.

Oh, no. Please tell me Lindsay didn’t hear that. The last thing that spoiled brat needs is validation from a judge that people are after her. Now whenever she uses that as an excuse, she’ll just use this as an example. “See?! See?! I told you! I f**king knew it!,” she’ll jump up and down screaming. If you didn’t think Lindsay was annoying before, just wait until she puts two and two together.

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