Lindsay Lohan Is in Vanity Fair

Lindsay Lohan covers the August Italian Vanity Fair and soon the September US Vanity Fair. Celebitchy does the hard translation work for the Italian one. It’s pretty standard stuff except for this.

“With her grueling month-long house arrest at an end, Lohan talks about her mistakes and her future, the gun she keeps in her pink fur jacket, the fact that jail is a terrible place and her plans to get back into acting.”

That’s right. Lindsay Lohan, a girl with no self-control, has a gun. That should end well. And by well, I mean with an accidental shooting and another month of house arrest. Also, about jail. Lindsay also has thoughts on that.

“Unless you’re a killer, I don’t see a reason to stay there. I never hurt anyone but myself.”

Of course Lindsay Lohan, whose second home is a Los Angeles court room, says this. Never mind she constantly breaks the law and acts like a victim when the DA goes after her. Stealing, driving drunk, possession of controlled substances, parole violations, making a mockery of the justice system. Minor stuff, really. Why is everyone always on her case? I mean, it’s not like she did anything illegal, er, killed anyone.